Two Bald Eagles Flung Themselves Into a Sewer Drain in Honor of Our Cool New Rapist in Chief
The punchline of this joke is: America.
After a Florida resident saw two bald eagles violently fling themselves into a human waste pit, he pulled over to try and help and found one of the birds trapped in there. The symbol of American pride and freedom spent 90 minutes trapped swimming in s**t while rescue crews worked to get it out.
The fact that this happened right after America’s first Shrimp Fingered Rapist President was elected is escaping literally no one. Especially not Twitter.
Well this is kind of ironic pic.twitter.com/uWgxdJfGnd
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) November 10, 2016
Yeah, just kinda. Thanks Florida Man.
How ironic, the Trumpster is elected and now there is an Bald Eagle, the symbol of America, stuck in a storm drain in FL. #isntitironic
— Mark Anthony (@MarkARho) November 10, 2016
Yuuuupppp.
Bald Eagle 1: I'm a metaphor.
Bald Eagle 2: No I am.
BE 1: I was here first.
BE 2: Get off my land.
BE 1: Now we're both metaphors! pic.twitter.com/kVYgY54ER6— dave horwitz🪣 (@Dave_Horwitz) November 10, 2016
We are all a fucking metaphor. F**k this.
