Two Bald Eagles Flung Themselves Into a Sewer Drain in Honor of Our Cool New Rapist in Chief

The punchline of this joke is: America.

After a Florida resident saw two bald eagles violently fling themselves into a human waste pit, he pulled over to try and help and found one of the birds trapped in there. The symbol of American pride and freedom spent 90 minutes trapped swimming in s**t while rescue crews worked to get it out.

The fact that this happened right after America’s first Shrimp Fingered Rapist President was elected is escaping literally no one. Especially not Twitter.

Yeah, just kinda. Thanks Florida Man.


We are all a fucking metaphor. F**k this.

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