Vladimir Putin Enlists Steven Seagal as Russian Citizen

Vladimir Putin is a smart man. He knows that when you need protection, you need the most lethal weapon in American action history. And that’s why he has granted Steven Seagal Russian citizenship.

The two have been friends since 2014, when Seagal defended Moscow’s annexation of Crimea from Ukraine.

I don’t know much about Putin other than he seems like a guy that nobody messes with because he’ll have them killed with just the gaze of his eyes, but this is just a good piece of business by him. If America were to send one man into Russia to takedown Putin, we’d probably send Seagal. But now, it appears that Seagal is on the side of the Russians. Unless he’s a double agent.

Come to think of it, I think this is all just the plot to The Expendables 3 and not real life.

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