I know maybe 1 or 2 of these people who were at the beach last week. But I’m assured they’re semi-famous. And it’s the end of Thanksgiving weekend. You’re bloated, gassy and your cholesterol is through the roof. Beggars can’t be choosers. So, here you go.

Anastasia Galkova? Who?

Lauren Stoner. Next!

Padma Lakshmi. Hey, I know her.

Selena Weber. I think we have a winner.

Xenia Micsanschi. Again. Who?