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‘Alien: Covenant’ Adds James Franco, Cast is Looking Mighty Strange

Ridley Scott’s sequel to Prometheus is gathering up a very interesting cast. I don’t know yet if I mean interesting in a good or a bad way.

James Franco just signed on to join Alien: Covenant. He’ll appear with Guy Pearce, Michael Fassbender, and Noomi Repace from the first film. Previously announced cast members include Demian Bichir, Billy Crudup, and Danny McBride.

That is a real mixed bag. It could be a fantastic mix of comedic and dramatic performers creating an interesting sci-fi thriller. Or it could be a bizarro mess, much like Prometheus.

Here’s hoping that the sequel taught the characters to not touch weird penis aliens, to not run in a straight line when somethings directly falling on you, and added a lot more of Fassbender’s robot character dying his hair.

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Nate Fanfare
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He’s not too pure to try to fuck an underage girl, though.

Moster Fresby
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Yeah he’s just a pedophile like the rest of them. Much better right?

BigJimSlade
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Pedophiles aren’t looking to hook up with 17-18 year girls.
Normal young men are.

Nate Fanfare
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15 yr olds is a different story.

BigJimSlade
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If only Franco was gay and the kid he hit on was 14.
They could have made an award-worthy movie.

pschearer
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Who is John “Gault”?

RemoteKidney
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you’re either the worst informed gossip writer in town or a straight misogynist apologist because everybody and their mothers have known for years about what a creep this POS is and how he used his “acting school” just as his own personal harem. I’d say a little bit of both, in equal parts.

Nate Fanfare
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Awww, maybe he’ll kill himself.
*snap* … uh, darn?

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