Charlize Theron Makes Bad Dating Decisions

Charlize Theron is nearly perfect. The only flaw in her is her choice of men. If Sean Penn was her “dad” phase, her new man must be her “the f**k was I thinking?” phase.

Her new man is none other than Seth MacFarlane.

You think that’s bad? Remember that time a Family Guy movie was coming?

Sooner or later, Charlize will get tired of fake laughing at Seth’s unfunny jokes and stupid voices, and she’ll move on to a real man. Like Vin Diesel. FAST EIGHT COMING NEXT YEAR!

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robert franklin stroud
robert franklin stroud
6 years ago

Crack will make you do crazy things.