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Drake Crush Alert: Jennifer Lopez

Drake has a new crush every week. Doris Burke, Taylor Swift, Rihanna. It’s just what sensitive people do. I was the same way in high school.

Drake’s latest crush is Jennifer Lopez. He rented out Delilah in WeHo for J.Lo (and 20 other guests). A source told TMZ, “it’s not what you would assume but it’s pretty clearly going in that direction.”

Jennifer is 47 years old and has two kids. Once Drake realizes this, he’ll be calling Rihanna on her cell phone, late night when he needs her love. Until then, we’ll let the man have his fun. His name is still Aubrey, after all.

  • Bill Surman

    Trump has dispatched 140 helicopters, 28 ships, 6 Army field hospitals, 3 Navy seabee battalions, 5 US Army Combat Engineer battalions, 3 Civil affairs battalions, 2 nuclear subs capable of generating 2.8 gigawatts of electricity, given 300,000 tons of food, medical supplies and water from military stocks to Puerto Rico. But yea, boo Trump. SMH, Fucking losers.

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