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Jennifer Lawrence Sucks at Parties But She’s Hot So It’s Fine

Jennifer Lawrence is still so relatable or whatever.

Even though she’s a literal crazy person with no impulse control, she told Late Late Show host James Corden all about how much she sucks at parties.

From Celebuzz:

“I get really overwhelmed by the amount of people, then I find two people and I imprison them and I trap them and I’m like ‘It’s you and me.”

That is a great strategy. I will use that from here on out. She also told this great story about acting like a college freshman from a nightmare planet at a glitzy Hollywood party.

“One year for the Oscars, I think it was the American Hustle year, I juice cleansed and then got really, really wasted. Then something was smokin’ and then I barfed, at Guy Oseary’s house, I vomited. Cheers, Guy!”

Please stop her. Somebody.

  • Mare

    So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

  • Bill Miles

    Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.

  • bumpper

    Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?

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