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Justin Tucker Is Trying to Kill the Dab

Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens, is single-handedly trying to rid the world of the scourge brought on by Cam Newton. The dab. Justin Tucker HATES dabbing.

Throughout the year, we’ve been talking around the locker room about how annoying it is to see people dabbing all the time.

If we’re going to make an effort at completely killing the dab, I figured I’d be the guy to do it. More than anything, I’ve done the world a great service by killing the dab.

How is he going to do this? You know how your dad ruined all the cool slang by using them all the time even if they didn’t make sense? Tucker is doing that with the dab. Intentionally.

After a 47-yard field goal against the Eagles last Sunday, Tucker broke out his dab-killing move dubbed the uncontrollable dab.

What is this retarded flailing thing?

The force of the dab just overcame my entire being. The result might not have been pretty, but it is what it is.

Tucker hopes this will turn into a GIF shared around the world and even become a meme. Because the only way you kill a meme, is to become one yourself.

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Isadora Teich
Isadora Teich
7 years ago

How retarded is the writer for calling him retarded? Funny how saying n****r is a thing but saying retard isnt