I don’t really feel like a freelance writer. I feel like a dude opening up my trench coat on a seedy corner tryna hook y’all up with porn tapes. #Vintage

I guess Tyga is a rapper or something, even though he mostly just makes headlines for being the dude fucking (and sometimes not fucking) Kylie Jenner. Now he’ll be known for this marshmallow-fluff-soft soft core porn video shot by 25 year old Kardashian fave Sasha Samsonova.

If you wanna watch Kylie Jenner win every wet t-shirt contest ever in slow motion, and also Tyga, I guess, take a look.

It’s probably just some kinda commercial for some sort of Swedish Maid Breast Enlarger or protein powder or something.