Man Nearly Killed By Jennifer Lawrence’s Ass

Jennifer Lawrence is a national treasure.

She likes to cunt punch Sohpie Turner and claims she’s a virgin, and we laugh because just look how cute and bubbly she is.

So when she tells the story of her itchy ass nearly killing a sound guy on the set of Hunger Games, we laugh. Because just look how cute and bubbly she is.

“One rock that I was butt scratchin’ on ended up coming loose and it was a giant boulder and it rolled down this mountain and almost killed our sound guy.”

Honestly, if you’re going to die, there are worse ways to go. Your tombstone could read “Killed by Jennifer Lawrence’s Ass” and your memory would live forever. No one remembers the sound guy from Hunger Games. Everyone remembers Jennifer Lawrence’s ass.

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