We’re just over a month from Donald Trump officially taking over as President of the United States and, shit, that still hasn’t sunk in.
While Trump assembles his under-qualified staff and complains about things on Twitter, his advisers are working hard to make sure that his inaguaration party doesn’t resemble a funeral. They currently have a Mormon Tabernacle Choir lined up, but one member of the choir has dropped out.
The “I only know I could never ‘throw roses to Hitler.’ And I certainly could never sing for him” line is particularly harsh. Let’s be fair to Trump. He hasn’t destroyed an entire race yet.
Despite seeing The Book of Mormon, I’m not a Mormon expert, but shouldn’t this child use this opportunity to convert Trump to Mormonism by teaching him about Joseph Smith?
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