Considering Russia has probably installed Drumpf more or less, Pamela Anderson basically already has a Russian passport, as we all do. While Americans are pussies and just drinking and heroin-ing themselves to death instead of injecting themselves with krokodil until their limbs rot off, its all the same. Welcome to the gulag, Barbie.
“I love Russia. I have a very strong connection to Russia. My mom is a little bit Russian, I guess, generations ago. So I feel a connection to the culture and the people.”
Are you also 1/16th Cherokee Pam?
“I think that Russians really get things done.”
Remember when the Soviet Union fell? Remember all the wolves and brown water at the Sochi Olympics? Russia doesn’t do shit well.
As Pam already has an American and Canadian passports, and Putin hands out passports to Hollywood types like old folks hand out candy on Halloween (Steven Seagal has one y’all), why the fuck not?