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Taylor Swift Gives 96-Year-Old Veteran a Very Swift Christmas

Taylor Swift is trying really hard to get her sweetheart cred back after Kimye and a whole bunch of other relevant and irrelevant celebs turned on her after Kim revealed she was really 1000 mice in a person suit. Or something like that. Anyway.

She’s trying so hard she flew down to Missouri to surprise 96-year-old WWII vet Cyrus Porter with a surprise performance and hang out with his entire extended family for over an hour. Family member Caroline Fowler told E!:

“My Popo was ecstatic! He was grinning from ear to ear and even had tears in his eyes. The first thing he said to her was ‚ÄėHow did you get here?’ He loved every moment. He told her how he was proud of his family, his country and Taylor Swift!”

If you’re wondering why the fuck this happened, it looks like a video of an interview Porter had with local news gushing about Taylor Swift went viral and may have caught our favorite snake emoji hating popstar’s attention.

Check out the proof below.

her previous surprise performances

  • gem2477

    Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

    • Thao Truong

      dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

      • gem2477

        She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

      • BigJimSlade

        It’s genius? It’s not even music.
        This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

  • AussieDan

    Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

  • Shawn Cicero

    wow people are nutty stalkers

  • Mithrull

    Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

  • Moise

    who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

  • Atomic Rat

    oh my fucking god !!!!!!

    she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

    So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

    I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

  • Larry

    That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

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