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Versace Teaches Us a New Way to Be Racist

Want a new way to be racist in 2017? Anytime you see a black person, just quietly whisper “D410” to your friends. Not only will you be racist, you’ll be classy as well.

All of this according to a disgruntled ex-Versace employee, who claims that “D410” was the secret code that alerted everyone to when a black person entered the store. The employee, a black man, claims he was fired after two weeks after figuring out the code. He also claims that he was fired because he “hadn’t lived the luxury life.”

Let that be a lesson to you all. Don’t apply for a job at Versace unless you’re white, willing to be racist, and have money. You can also apply to be President if you meet those qualifications.

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