Zoe Kravitz, daughter of Lenny “The Dick Dragger” Kravitz, started getting all affectionate with her boyfriend Karl Glusman in Miami yesterday. The two were making out in the ocean while… look… I don’t know how to make a 300 word post out of this. The Daily Mail is impressive in that regard. Have you seen their post on this? Man, I don’t need to know her life story. Just tell me if she slipped a nipple or not.
Spoiler alert: She didn’t.
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