One would think that a party featuring Donald Trump would be like Mardi Gras. After all, you’re in the company of a famous person. Women let you do whatever you want to them. But, according to Ben Affleck, partying with Trump is actually “cheesy.”
“I met him once at a Fashion Week event in Milan…You knew you were at a cheesy party if Donald Trump was there. He would kind of trawl around them.”
In a roundabout way, this is Trump’s biggest qualification to being president. No one wants a president who is the life of the party. Would we want Pitbull as our president? Of course not. He’d be throwing wild bashes every night instead of getting stuff done. Trump being bad at partying means he’s less likely to party and more likely to Make America Great Again.
I guess this does explain why no one wants to play Trump’s inauguration party, though.