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Aint No Party Like a Trump Party Cause a Trump Party Is Cheesy — So Says Ben Affleck

One would think that a party featuring Donald Trump would be like Mardi Gras. After all, you’re in the company of a famous person. Women let you do whatever you want to them. But, according to Ben Affleck, partying with Trump is actually “cheesy.”

“I met him once at a Fashion Week event in Milan…You knew you were at a cheesy party if Donald Trump was there. He would kind of trawl around them.”

In a roundabout way, this is Trump’s biggest qualification to being president. No one wants a president who is the life of the party. Would we want Pitbull as our president? Of course not. He’d be throwing wild bashes every night instead of getting stuff done. Trump being bad at partying means he’s less likely to party and more likely to Make America Great Again.

I guess this does explain why no one wants to play Trump’s inauguration party, though.

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AussieDan
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The problem with common sense is that it isn’t that common anymore, as evidenced by the reaction’s to Matt’s completely common sense position.

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is not up to you Erik, to say which type of sexual misconduct was “not as bad” and to establish if Dylan Farrow’s allegations are or aren’t true. Mansplaining sexual abuse to women, and given massive yet not surprising extent of what the #mettoo movement has shown to us. is safe to say all of us have been a victim of in one way or another. So no, not Damon nor you can explain to us was is “not as bad”. The women CK harassed have had their careers and lives derailed by his behaviour that you guys see as… Read more »
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Saying that bad acts are on a continuum isn’t controversial at all. Saying this?

“I think you can say that while also saying that maybe what Louis C.K. did wasn’t as bad or even that the allegations that Woody Allen molested Dylan Farrow probably aren’t true.”
Is complete horseshit. Louis C.K.’s shit is incredibly bad, and he completely deserves what’s happening to him. But above all, if you think that Woody Allen probably didn’t molest Dylan Farrow, you’re either completely misinformed (which at this point, for anyone in media, is gross negligence) or you’re a monstrous asshole. Period.

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