Comedian Starts Petition to See Why Trump Is a ‘Needy Little Bitch’

Comedian Michael Ian Black started up a Change.org petition to find out why Donald Trump is such a needy little bitch. And honestly, he was right to because the American people deserve answers.

Also answers about Trump’s taxes.

And if he ever is gonna get in trouble for allegedly raping that 13-year-old girl.

And a whole lot of other s**t I just don’t have the time to get into right now because the second I’m done writing this I’m going to go drink until I forget about it.

The thing about Michael Ian Black’s petition however, is that no matter how many people signed it, the signatures wouldn’t show up.

People told Michael Ian Black that it wasn’t working, so he tried to hit up the White House to find out why, and mysteriously they wouldn’t answer.

This is like Taylor Swift’s Snake-Emoji-Gate all over again.

So he hit up the Winter White House and posted the process on YouTube.

Michael Ian Black, getting s**t done for America since 2k17. Make America (Michael Ian) Black Again.