Dakota Johnson Discovered Sex Toys Through ’50 Shades of Grey’

Dakota Johnson, who had apparently never done a Google search in her life, didn’t know anything about sex toys before getting involved in the most mocked franchise of the last few years at least.

I don’t really buy that. I just think she’s grasping at straws trying to find anything nice to say about being in the big screen adaption of bad Twilight fanfiction.  She and Jamie Dornan clearly have hated every minute of it, to the extent that it’s almost kinky on some meta level that they kept showing up for work.

Johnson told Glamour:

“Oh some of that stuff is just so beautiful! When we first started on Fifty Shades, that wasn’t a world I was privy to at all, and I soon found out there are all these different tiers. There are some things out there that are really grimy and nasty, and then there are really beautiful, intricate and chic toys. Actually, whole aspects of the BDSM world are truly beautiful.”

Nothing more beautiful than a grown man dressing up as a dog or getting pissed on.

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