Dakota Johnson Wonders If She Will Stop Doing Nude Scenes When Her ‘Boobs Start Sagging’

Ha, what boobs?

All the borderline illiterate BDSM posers out there are stoked for Fifty Shades 2: Now With Even More Unevenly Paced Tampon Throwing. Since the film is just weak softcore porn, of course Dakota Johnson will spend most of it naked, and that was what was most discussed in a recent interview with Vogue.

Because god knows they aren’t gonna have anything to say about Dakota Johnson’s flat, useless, totally unmemorable performance of a role so poorly written that it could be played by a fleshlight. She mused on whether she will keep doing nude scenes even as she ages, because that’s about as deep as it gets for her, I guess.

From People:

“Will I stop doing nude scenes when my boobs start sagging? I don’t know.”

She has no career outside of the Fifty Shades franchise, so unless they get into Fifty Shades of Menopause territory she doesn’t really have to worry about it.

“Maybe I have more of a European mind-set about these things. I don’t want to see someone wearing a bra and underwear in a sex scene. Let’s be honest about it. People are naked when they f–k.”

People also look alive when they f**k, usually. Fire your acting coach, Dakota.