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Donald Trump Doesn’t Deal With Pee Because He’s A Germaphobe, Also Hates Tiny Cameras

Donald Trump could easily shut this whole “Golden Shower” story down by coming out and saying, “I don’t get peed on. I don’t pee on people. I don’t like watching other people pee. I don’t even say the letter P when reciting the alphabet.”

Instead, he claims he’s a germaphobe and hates tiny cameras.

“I am extremely careful. I’m surrounded by bodyguards, I’m surrounded by people … and I always tell them, anywhere, if I’m leaving this country be very careful, because in your hotel rooms, and no matter where you go, you’re going to probably have cameras. I’m not referring just to Russia, but I would certainly put them in that category. And number one I hope you’re going to be good anyway. But in those rooms you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small, modern technology … You can’t see them and you won’t know. You better be careful or you will be watching yourself on nightly television.”

“I’m also very much of a germaphobe, by the way, believe me.”

As an investigative journalist, I researched Trump being a germaphobe by googling “Donald Trump germaphobe.” It turns out, stories were written years ago about Trump being a germaphobe. So, maybe that part is true. But pee is sterile, so, I’m not really sure what being a germaphobe has to do with disliking pee.

The tiny camera rant is far more fascinating because it shows just how paranoid this man is. But is he also using this as a defense? Is he somehow saying, “If I was involved in any pee activity, there wouldn’t be video proof. Because of the tiny cameras”? Maybe this man is a genius.

Yikes.

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