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First ‘Ocean’s Eight’ Promo Pic Released, They All Looked Bored to Death

The first image from the new female lead Ocean’s Eight has arrived. What exciting picture did they choose to show off these mastermind thieves? Them sitting in a subway car.

Yes. To prepare us for the thrills that await, we see all eight of them sitting or standing in a subway car looking bored as fuck. Also, the fact they got a subway car all to themselves means that the car either doesn’t have air conditioning or smells like death.

The caption for the photo reads:

“In Summer 2018, the tide will turn as (left to right) Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) attempts to pull off the heist of the century at New York City’s star-studded annual Met Gala. Her first stop is to assemble the perfect crew: Lou (Cate Blanchett); Nine Ball (Rihanna); Amita (Mindy Kaling); Constance (Awkwafina); Rose (Helena Bonham Carter); Daphne Kluger (Anne Hathaway); and Tammy (Sarah Paulson).”

Again, what sums up this caper than everybody looking really unhappy to be there sitting in the least interesting thing about New York City? Also, it seems fitting that the women’s version of Ocean’s Eleven can only feature eight ladies. They couldn’t have possibly found three more.

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Why is everyone at the back wearing sunglasses, and everyone at the front, isn’t?

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They look like their up to something to me.

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