Why?
West Virginia man Timothy Blake was arrested for stalking Walmarts looking for women to spray with a syringe full of his own semen, which is just fucking absurd. And he didn’t even only do it once. According to The Smoking Gun:
In early-November, a Walmart shopper told police that a “creepy” man lingered near her in the store’s makeup aisle. After the man passed behind her, the shopper “felt something wet on her foot and lower back.” The woman then went to the bathroom “and tried to wipe the material off her but it was sticky.”
I’m gonna throw up.
Blake did the same s**t on the 28th, only for cops to identify his truck and follow him to a Wings Etc. restaurant where he was having dinner with his wife. These cops and the cops that busted the chick who was sucking dick for nachos should hang out.
Blake ended up not only admitting to spraying women with semen, but admitting he’s done that s**t a dozen times.
Ew.
Why are men always putting their dicks and their sperm in weird places? What the f**k?
As a man… “seriously, wtf?”
Eat s**t, you overgeneralizing asshead.