Rob Lowe is looking for a personal assistant and the qualifications are a little weird to say the least. They also mostly appear to revolve around food and coffee, which I can respect.
From TMZ:
— Never assume anything
— Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day
— Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT
— Ensure that the CLIENT HAS A DINNER PLAN IF ARRIVING HOME LATER THAN 8 PM in the evening
— Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival
— Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT’S body man
— Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT
Does Rob Lowe weigh 25 lbs? What does half of this even mean?
Whatever it means, it pays 70K a year plus benefits.