Donald Trump Waiting on That ‘Easy D’
Thought he was all about that “easy pee” but alright.
While our courts scramble to figure out if Donald Trump’s impulsive decision to ban Muslims from all of the Middle Eastern countries he doesn’t have business interests in is legal or not, Trump is making history as the first president to complain on Twitter like a wine drunk housewife watching Scandal. Again.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
By “easy d” he probably means decision, which I am guessing he just didn’t want to bother misspelling. However, you know that Twitter doesn’t give a f**k. And is always there to tear into anyone.
Easy D broke up two of Donald's marriages.
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) February 8, 2017
Hoooooooo.
That’s too real.
Just think: somewhere right now, two White House staffers are discussing how to tell the President of the United States what "Easy D" means
— David Mack (@davidmackau) February 8, 2017
Hope they sent male staffers in to do it so Donny doesn’t get aroused and grab their pussies.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put an #EasyD in that box
Step 3: Make America open the box
… And that's the way you do it pic.twitter.com/tvqN9CAQNd— Bryant Schaefer (@bryantschaefer) February 8, 2017
Man when Trump starts using the labor of political prisoners and dissenters to build that wall this dude is gonna be first in there. I look forward to shaking his hand for this tweet when we are both breaking rocks.
He said #EasyD but I'm pretty sure he meant #LimpD.
— Christopher Sabat (@JustChrisSabat) February 8, 2017
Amazing.
And you know gay Twitter had some things to say:
Look Don we all want the "Easy D" but don't be so slutty at least wine and dine him #EasyD #Trump #DonaldTrump https://t.co/HgfIq3A6nQ
— Dave C (@DaveOfYork) February 8, 2017
Thanks, Gay Twitter.
