Jennifer Garner Finally Files for Divorce from Ben Affleck

It’s been two years since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their split. And now Garner is finally filing for divorce.

The hell took her so long?

US Weekly‘s source says “”No matter what happens, Ben and Jen are committed to raising their family as one unit and will continue to do so as it has worked for them.”

I’ve never been divorced *knock on wood* so I don’t know why it always takes celebrities months to officially file after they split. Maybe she was holding out for that Batman money? The pair of three kids together, so they probably had something to do with it. Damn kids, always getting in the way.

Affleck has been busy since the split. Making a bunch of movies that no one liked and living in his brother’s shadow. I don’t know what Garner has been up to. Probably taking care of the kids because she’s a good person who definitely doesn’t trust a nanny.