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These Porn Stars Will Suck You Off If New England Wins the Super Bowl

I will never root harder for Tom Brady than I will this weekend.

In some ingenious promo-ing, porn stars Lauren Phillips and Carmen Valentina (only click if you are in a safe space) promise to blow all their Twitter followers if the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl. No strings attached.

All you have to do is, duh, follow them. They didn’t say if this is gonna be on camera and if you have to sign your rights away. And does the fine print specify a blow job until completion?

These are things you can ask them on Twitter.

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“Stars?” Pfft.

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