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Turns Out Donald Trump and Barack Obama Both Enjoy Watersports

And by that I mean Barack Obama loves to surf.

Lying media at it again.

Damn.

After leaving office Obama is catching up on his favorite things, which include chillin’ on the beach in a backwards hat:

And goddamn kite surfing. According to a Tuesday blog post from Richard Branson whose private island Obama is currently living out at least four episodes of Rocket Power on:

“One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii. When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and said: ‘This will be the last time you surf for eight years.’ For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.”

You enjoy that surfing after spending years drone attacking Middle Eastern kids, buddy. Now instead of a cool guy dropping bombs on kids abroad, we are gonna have some inbred monarch grade whole other kinda watersports fan to continue the American tradition, I guess.

Ugh.

[H/T Jezebel, Image: YouTube screenshot]

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