Are Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock Doing It?

After the explosive collapse of Brangelina, rumors are flying about Brad Pitt’s love life.

Honestly, rumors have been flying about every part of Brad Pitt’s life since the divorce. Is he a child beater? Is he on crack? Is he getting facelifts to numb the pain? According to a bunch of assholes like me, maybe.


According to a new report, Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock met through mutual friend George Clooney, who thinks they should be together. According to the insider:

“George is determined to help heal Brad’s heart and couldn’t think of anyone better than Sandy. They’re keeping it on the down-low…. George thought that Sandra was the ideal girl for Brad.”

Another source, however, says Brad is taking some time for himself and not looking to get involved with anyone. This seems more likely because that motherfucker has been through the ringer lately. Apparently, he spent weeks locking himself in a room fifteen hours a day while sculpting and listening to sad music.

That doesn’t sound like a man over his ex enough to start boning anyone to me.

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6 years ago

If Clooney really liked him, he would give him Stacy Kiebler’s phone number.