Ed Sheeran Got S**t Faced And Bashed Justin Bieber in the Face With a Golf Club

Apparently all those nights out drinking with Russell Crowe, token angry middle aged man, are rubbing off on Ed Sheeran.

Shout out to my favorite pop music hobbit for doing the lord’s work.

In a recent interview with The Guardian, Sheeran explained that he and Bieber got mad weird on a Japanese golf course.

From The Huffington Post:

“We were in Japan. We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I got hammered,” the “Shape of You” singer explained. “Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth.”

The fact that Justin Bieber would, while totally sober, lay down and ask a drunk man to swing a golf club near his face, kind of makes me respect him.

Like he doesn’t just not give a s**t about his cars or pets or fans. He doesn’t give a s**t about himself either.

#Respect.

And it went about as well as you would think.

“You know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening?” he asked. “I heard a sound like the last one and saw his security guard looking at me like [he pulls a horrified expression]. I’d cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club. That was one of those ‘What the f**k?’ moments.”

Amazing.