Emma Watson Oils Her Pubic Hair With $40 Designer Oil

Emma Watson is just like us.

Emma Watson is really into making everything she does some kind of progressive statement, even if it just watching porn, so of course she got high and mighty about oiling her pubes in a new interview.

From Page Six:

“There’s still so much shame around the things you do to get ready while you’ve got a towel wrapped around your head. It’s important to me not to edit that out.”

Sure, we’re all probably about to die in global cataclysm thanks to Trump. But pube shame is the real problem.

“I use Fur Oil. I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.”

Emma Watson loves oiling her pubes and bathing in $85 bath milk from Lola’s Apothecary.

Just like us.

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7 years ago

The best thing is the Free Spooge Protein Treatment available from most any guy. But you have to rub it in good a CP is a must.

robert franklin stroud
robert franklin stroud
7 years ago

Globalist Euro-trash.
Still waiting for her to house a few rapefugees in her mansion since she thinks its ok for everyone else to be subjected to the results of her twisted ideology.

7 years ago

Does she need and “oil applicator” on her payroll??? I’m sure I could do it.