Enjoy Alec Balwin as Trump on ‘SNL’ While It Lasts

Alec Baldwin might be retiring his Trump wig and spray tan. He sat down with Mario Lopez to talk about his new movie, Boss Baby, which sounds like a literal pile of garbage.

Maybe he should stick with Trump, and do less voicing a briefcase carrying baby tryna take down a crooked CEO.

Ugh.

From Extra:

“The maliciousness of this White House has people worried… that’s why I’m not going to do it much longer, the impersonation, I don’t know how much more people can take it.”

I mean, we have to take four years of a Republican-controlled government actively tryna make policies which will ensure that schoolchildren starve, so I think we can take more of Alec Baldwin shitting on Trump. Baldwin says that he hoped Trump would have grown an actual personality in office, but the man is 90, and looks like an unsuited, shriveled Anakin Skywalker ripped out of his Darth Vader suit without the wig and spray tan. He’s not changing now.

“Trump just overwhelmingly lacks any sportsmanship, he remains, bitter, and angry, and you just want to look at him and go, ‘You won!’”

People globally mobilized against Trump and Putin has a fist up his ass. Eighteen Klan members showed up to his inauguration. He won a trophy for “Most Hollow Victory,” probably.

“His policies aside, which you can hate, I thought he would have just relaxed.”

Since Trump has no balls and isn’t willing to show up to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and get teased for charity, people have been asking if Baldwin to fill in. It isn’t looking like it.

“If they wanted me to do it, I would probably do it, but I’m not quite sure they’ll do. I think they may have a whole other idea.”

RIP us.