Is Kristen Stewart the real Slim Shady?
We know Marshall hasn’t been in like 20 years.
At the Personal Shopper premiere in LA, Kristen Stewart stepped out with a blonde buzzcut, and it’s the best thing that’s happened to me in the past half hour at least.
Look at this.
I thought lesbian Christmas happened when she danced in that Rolling Stones music video, but I was wrong. That was lesbian Easter.
This is lesbian Christmas.
And this before and after comparison is #Amen AF.
I would like to thank god and also Jesus.
[H/T People]
Yes, because situationally congruent gayness is chic. And convenient.