Kristen Stewart’s Slim Shady Hairstyle Is Doing It for My Gay Ass

Is Kristen Stewart the real Slim Shady?

We know Marshall hasn’t been in like 20 years.

At the Personal Shopper premiere in LA, Kristen Stewart stepped out with a blonde buzzcut, and it’s the best thing that’s happened to me in the past half hour at least.

Look at this.

I thought lesbian Christmas happened when she danced in that Rolling Stones music video, but I was wrong. That was lesbian Easter.

This is lesbian Christmas.

And this before and after comparison is #Amen AF.

I would like to thank god and also Jesus.

[H/T People]

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Well THERE’S one damned good reason not to watch it.

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