Ultimate Bro John Mayer Crashed a Sorority Event

John Mayer, famous bro known for preferring jerking it to porn than to real sex, and being one of the many banes of Taylor Swift’s tortured existence, crashed Chapman University’s sorority charity gala for heart health in Orange County, California with Bob Weir.

And the girls, like, couldn’t even.

Like, totally couldn’t even.

Like really totally couldn’t even, for serious.

Ok, you get it. They want his bubblegum kisses, or whatever.

So, what was he doing there? And was it sexual?

Nah, he was guest of Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead, whose daughter, Monet Weir, is a sister in Alpha Pi.


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