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Woman Jailed for Loving Ed Sheeran Too Much

Is being a basic bitch punishable by law now?

Sonia Bryce, mom of three, has been locked up after playing Ed Sheeran‘s song “Shape Of You” so many times that her neighbors called the cops.

After blaring it at full volume for a half hour, her neighbor Clare Tidmarsh snapped.

Apparently, Bryce and her shitty family are constantly blaring loud music, fighting, and screaming at each other, and this was just another in a long line of obnoxious acts by these jank ass fucks.

This bitch was arrested and jailed for six weeks in December for being fucking annoying, and apparently that wasn’t enough, according to the diary kept by her shitty neighbor Clare, who even installed a surveillance camera to try and shame her into silence.

The UK is wild. You can go to jail just for being a shitty and loud neighbor? In America, we just shoot our shitty neighbors.

Look at what the judge who sentenced Bryce to jail time for being loud said:

“Everybody is entitled to live in a degree of peace and quiet with the usual give and take of society, but you do not behave like a civilised person, and you have got to learn that you will.”

England isn’t even real.

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