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Whose Penis Does Caitlyn Jenner Have to Cut Off to Get Some Ratings Around Here??

Penis cutting doesn’t get the ratings like they used to. Caitlyn Jenner stopped by 20/20 to talk with Diane Sawyer and promote her new book, The Secrets of My Life.

In her interview, she talked about…Republicans. What? You cut your penis off, THAT’S the story. However, Jenner has said she will never address “The Final Surgery” beyond what she wrote in the book. In her book, she wrote:

“I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

She also said:

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful, but liberated.”

On 20/20, Jenner talked about the LGBTQ agenda and went in on Donald Trump for “reversing his predecessor Obama’s highly controversial 2016 Executive Order mandating that public schools allow students to use opposite-sex locker rooms and restrooms, and compete on opposite-sex sports teams.”

The people voted with their remote controls and no one cares.

Two years after Diane Sawyer’s ratings multi-year record breaking chat with the transitioning 1976 decathlete and reality TV participant, last night’s chat with Caitlyn saw 20/20 down double-digits. Not entirely surprising, Friday’s 1-hour 20/20 was down 85% among adults 18-49 from the 2-hour April 24, 2015 interview, that was Jenner’s first real revelation to the world of who she was becoming.

Jenner is seriously mistaken about her popularity. Really mistaken.

“Caitlyn cannot understand where her fans have gone. She thought she was the a Kardashian. That the fans would always show up for her. That is not true,” sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP. “She is heartbroken but thinks that the ratings might be wrong and final numbers will reveal much bigger numbers. What she doesn’t know is that her book sales are also bad. “The Secrets of My Life” is released tomorrow but pre-orders are bad. She is only ranked at 67 on amazon.com. She thinks she is number ONE, but that is just not true. No one around her will tell her the truth.”

Well, first, she’s not a Kardashian. Second, no one cares about the Kardashians either. Their reality show ratings have taken a dive. People only care about Kylie Jenner.

Also, she’s a transgender right? Or I guess, used to be before she transitioned. Transgenders are pretty common now, it doesn’t rank as news. Maybe that’s why ratings are down.

Do we even have gender anymore? We’re all going to be dickless robot people working for Amazon in ten years anyway.

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