Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Makes Its Return

Christina Aguilera barely makes the news anymore. She cashes her paychecks from singing shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The Voice and bounces into the shadows. She’s become so…normal. Celebs are always better when they’re crazy.

Here she leaves Tao Nighclub where you know she ordered a ginger ale or some boring drink. Where are the puke stains on her dress?? This is a tragedy.

Look at this cute video she Instagrammed kissing her 2-year-old daughter.

So cute right? No, it’s not. This is what old married people do. Bring back Xtina.

I’m going to begrudgingly stare at her breasts now.

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