Put Your Hands 7-8″ Apart, Now You Know Why So Many Women Date David Spade

Great secrets revealed. How does David Spade, 52, date so many amazingly hot actresses and models? He’s been linked to Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and Charlotte McKinney, among others. Probably many beautiful others.

Most recently, he hooked up with Naya Rivera, someone 22 years younger than him.

Now, former flame Heather Locklear tells us his gifts. Number one, he’s funny! Wow, such a cliche. But nah, the real reason is a big penis. Or as Locklear put it, “He’s got a big cock.”

Looking at him and his height and build I guess, you wouldn’t suspect it, but Locklear tells us to “look down.”

That’s ok, I’ll take your word for it, Heather.

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