Jennifer Lawrence Is Totally Marrying Darren Aronofsky This Summer

Jennifer Lawrence is reportedly ready to marry Darren Aronofsky this summer in Paris. Except, probably not.

“Jen told her closest friends and family that Darren is ‘the one.’ After only a few weeks of dating, she was already talking about marrying him!” snitched a source.

Bravo for saying that the source snitched. You just ensured that the source will now get stitched.

I still don’t think Lawrence is ready to settle down and have kids, but this snitching source ensures me that I’m wrong.

“Jen adores Darren’s son Henry, and spending time with him made her realize she wants to be a mom. No one would be surprised if she’s pregnant by year’s end.

“Jen’s ready for her biggest and most challenging role yet — becoming a wife and a mother!”

Welp, that settles it. Jennifer Lawrence will be married and pregnant by the end of 2017. Guess I should give up on that dream. Best of luck to the happy couple and their new family.

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