Julia Roberts has been made PEOPLE‘s Most Beautiful Woman for the fifth time, which is cool and all. I saw a more beautiful woman while buying toilet paper at Family Dollar yesterday, but I’m sure PEOPLE is super qualified to make that call.
Everyone needs to stop voting random famous people “most of” things that there is no way to possibly quantify or prove.
Roberts told PEOPLE that she is “very flattered.”
Julia Roberts, who is 49, opens up about her marriage, family, and being so earth-shatteringly beautiful in the interview. She also thinks that she is currently more beautiful than she’s ever been and said in her interview:
“I think I’m currently peaking.”
She also talks about Pretty Woman, the film that made her career.
“People say, ‘Oh, when Pretty Woman came out it must have really changed your life,’ and it’s kind of become this joke, but the truth is I was out of town when Pretty Woman came out,” she says in the cover story. “I was in another movie in this tiny little town that was showing Star Wars in its first run. I remember reading … ‘Pretty Woman came out this weekend and made this much money’ and I thought, ‘Is that a lot of money? Is that good? Is that great?’ I didn’t really know.”
Congrats on being rich and apparently so beautiful and everything.
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