It’s not that they’re both douches. Katy Perry’s far from it. That Guy Fieri though…
Katy Perry recently chopped her hair off into what they call, a pixie cut? Whatever, she looks like this.
People started comparing her to Halsey and Justin Bieber, haha. I see that.
She’s having fun with it. Here’s her Guy Fieri impersonation.
Did she make cum jokes? Guy does.
“You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes…Anytime any woman mentioned ‘cream,’ Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy’s eye line, because it’s always on breasts.”
That’s from a long article talking about what a douche Guy is. Actually quite a fun read if you have the time.
Welp, her pic is the only time Guy Fieri and funny will be in the same sentence.
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