Kourtney Kardashian is the MILF to Diddy’s Son

Kourtney Kardashian has moved on from baby daddy Scott Disick. At least, that’s what they’ll have you believe in six months when Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs this storyline. Kourtney’s latest bae is Diddy’s son Quincy.

Sources say that Quincy is nothing more than Kourtney’s latest friend zone fling. It’s ok, dude. You’ll get your 30 seconds of fame when your episode comes out. I’m sure they’ll make you out to be a nice guy who just wasn’t good enough for Kourtney. But Scott will definitely call you a douchebag.

I didn’t even know Diddy had a son, so, like a good journalist, I googled him. Turns out, like every irrelevant offspring of someone super famous, he’s a singer/model/actor. He’s actually been on Keeping Up With The Kardashians before because no one attracts no talent offspring like more no talent offspring.

He does have a decent role on FOX’s show Star. Never heard of it.

I’m a little surprised that Kourtney keeps getting dates. Besides the fact that she’s hot and is 1/8 of a reality show. Everyone knows she’s going to end up with Disick. I don’t even watch the show and I know this. Do people not see the hundreds of ads they run for this show?

Don’t worry, Quincy. Daddy Diddy will make it all better.