Can we just fast forward to the part of the revolution where we start eating rich people?
I’m so tired of this.
Either the heads of every major fashion company on earth are Reddit trolls, or rich people are really down to pay $425 for jeans that look like they have never been washed.
Um.
Forreal. Take a look at Nordstrom’s latest, a pair of pre-dirtied jeans that cost more than my monthly rent: The Barracuda Straight Leg Jean.
The real funny thing here is tryna sell these “rugged man” jeans by stacking them on top of a pair of boots that look like they have only ever been worn in theory.
According to Nordstrom‘s website, this is why you should buy these fake muddy jeans.
“Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
If you wear these jeans you’re a bourgeoisie pussy, and my fucking poor ass dad is gonna come run you over with his 1995 Toyota. Your pants will look real fucking dirty then, asshole.
You gonna spend $425 to look like the dudes you pay to clip the hedges on your estate that you mock behind their backs?
Mike Rowe, the dude famous for hosting Dirty Jobs, gave an excellent review of these pants.
“The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.”
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Posted by Mike Rowe on Monday, April 24, 2017
Fucking assholes.