Orlando Bloom and Nina Dobrev Are Boning ‘Super Casual’ Style

Recently uncoupled Orlando Bloom has found someone to accept his coupling. PEOPLE’s sources say longtime friend Nina Dobrev is hooking up with Bloom.

“They’ve known each other for a while. Recently they’ve been hanging out as more than friends. It’s super casual.”

Super casual boning. Nice.

Both attended Coachella this past weekend. Dobrev attended with her crew.

Bloom came with Leonardo DiCaprio’s “Pussy Posse.” Those guys are still around.

Gossip Cop played the cockblocker by refuting those reports. However, their report came out before Dobrev and Bloom’s sojourn to Coachella, so this rumor still holds weight.

Bloom didn’t stop with Dobrev though. He was seen “all over” model Ashley Haas “while Dobrev partied 15-feet away.” Must be good to be a star. Since the source says Bloom and Dobrev are “not exclusive” and Bloom “doesn’t want a girlfriend and enjoys being single,” it’s game on.

How could Bloom resist Haas?

Hope she likes paddleboarding. Bloom and his penis can row her around all day.