R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia

Oh, R. Kelly.

Hinds County, Mississippi Deputy Kenny Bryant is suing R. Kelly for boning his wife, Asia Childress, and giving her chlamydia.

You can sue somebody for that?

R. Kelly and Jim Carrey, man.

From Fox News:

Bryant claims that his wife, Asia Childress, admitted to having a relationship with Kelly prior to their wedding in July 2012. The deputy alleges that Kelly and Childress rekindled their relationship that October after she went to one of his concerts.

Oh my god.

Soon after, Bryant said Childress convinced him to quit his job and move to Atlanta, ostensibly to further his career. However, he believes Childress’ motive was to continue her affair with Kelly.

This bitch hopped state lines, repeatedly following him on tour to bone him. According to the lawsuit, he also gave her chlamydia.

I just want to say, that, that’s a lot of effort to go to in order to bone R. Kelly. And to probably get peed on by him.