The unicorn frappuccino from Starbucks came out today. I had never heard of this, but it’s apparently been a big deal online for a few weeks now. It looks disgusting and supposedly has 80 grams of sugar. But, according to what you’re about to watch, it tastes like a sweet tart. Go buy your kids one now because it looks pretty, parents.
This drink has caused a certain Starbucks barista to lose his mind.
First off, don’t rant and drive.
Secondly, OH NO THE HORROR OF HAVING TO DO YOUR JOB! When I first saw the title of the video, I thought he was going to rant about this thing being a death trap. Instead, he just complained about everyone ordering it and it being difficult to make. Tough shit, dude. Complain to Starbucks for coming up with this idea or quit so you don’t have to make the drink anymore. But don’t yell at people not buy it because you’re tired of making them.
Finally, based on your shirt, I’m assuming you’re from Colorado. Just get high and enjoy a Unicorn Frap of your own.
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