Pigeon Doesn’t Want To Live After Getting CPR From Woman

A Glasgow woman who loves pigeons and life decided to save a pigeon’s life by giving it mouth-to-mouth.

For some reason, this freaked people out. To me, this was perfectly normal. Not because I think giving CPR to birds is normal, but because I was around when bird feeding was a thing. For those that don’t remember, years ago, there was this really stupid trend where parents would chew up their food and then spit it into their kids mouths. See Alicia Silverstone. It was called bird feeding. Because that’s how parent birds feed their baby birds.

Damn you Jim Carrey.

But wait. PLOT TWIST!

That pigeon was so embarrassed that a human saved it’s life that it was like, “Nope. I’m going out like a gangster.” So the pigeon found the nearest seagull and made sure there was no chance that a kind woman could bring him or her back.

That’s how you do it, folks. If someone saves your life, you YOLO immediately. Maybe it’ll work, maybe you’ll be eaten by a seagull. But you still thank the person who saved your life by living it to the fullest. God speed, good pigeon. And god bless you, pigeon and life-loving Glasgow woman.

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7 years ago

I can’t same one bad thing about Scotland. The landscape is beautiful, apparently their people are angelic, they rock those kilts, hello bagpipes…Air five to Scotland for beign so damn wonderful.