Donald Trump Listening to Taylor Swift Sounds Like It Was Designed by SEO Hashtag Robots, but It’s Very Real

Wow. Everything I don’t like in one video.

Yay.

Donald Trump has been famous for decades, meaning that there’s all kinds of s**t floating around from way before his presidency. We’re talking lawsuits, women claiming he emotionally and sexually abused them, and fun videos like this, of him, listening to Taylor Swift’s music.

I think I have hives now.

The video, which Melania Trump posted on Facebook in 2014, feels like it was taken millions of years ago.

Millions of years ago, when Donald Trump wasn’t heralding the fall of the English-speaking world, everyone thought Taylor Swift was nice, and we were living in hell, but we didn’t know it.

The good old days.