Ellen’s Interview With Jessica Simpson Is a Wreck

Jessica Simpson has been pretending to be dumb for money and attention for decades, though maybe she wasn’t ever pretending. Now instead of a cute ditzy young woman, she’s moving into middle-aged, still really dumb and awkward, and made her latest appearance on Ellen kind of a nightmare.

Look, this is from The Huffington Post. This is where she went literally a second after sitting down.

“I’m not pregnant on your show!” Simpson exclaimed.

“Are you sure that you’re not pregnant?” Ellen DeGeneres asked. “I heard that you were.”

“Oh, gosh!” the singer replied. “We had an IUD. Nothing’s gonna get in that uterus!”

Refusing to swing at softballs, DeGeneres laughed and said, “I’m not touching that.”

Ellen did her best to try and get her to stay on topic throughout the rest of the torturous interview, but it was no go. She couldn’t even figure out how long she had been with her husband.

What an idiot.

This is almost as bad as that time Kanye was on Ellen.

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