Some Dumbass Sued His Date for Texting During ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

Here is a man who will never get his dick sucked ever again.

37-year-old Brandon Vezmer of Austin, Texas is suing a woman who he took on a date to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. She used her phone during the film, and he wants the $17.31 he paid to get her a ticket to a 3D showing back.

According to THR, this was their first date after meeting online, and I bet it will also be their last date.

The film’s director, James Gunn, didn’t exactly come to the woman’s defense.

I’m gonna come out and say it, I 100% enjoy James Gunn.


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