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What, Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Drunk and Spank Herself with Dollars Bills in a Strip Club Anymore??

Jennifer Lawrence should NOT apologize for this. Here’s a 26 year old who drank a little, got tipsy and ended up onstage on the stripper pole. This is life.

RadarOnline got video (and I’m using this very loosely once you see the quality) of Lawrence in Vienna, Austria falling over herself totally drunk. Lawrence currently is filming Red Sparrow there. She hit up the Beverly Hills Club, a strip club, late April without her 48-year-old boyfriend, Darren Aronofsky.

According to an eyewitness, Lawrence downed Beluga vodka and made her drunken way to the stage. Onstage she crawled on all fours, then grabbed some dollar bills and spanked herself with them. So far, I’m reading a typical night in your mid-20’s.

Lawrence sways from side to side then ends up falling over. Towards the end of the video, she’s in her bra. It’s hard to describe what’s going on because this video looks like it was filmed through a pinhole.

The eyewitness gave more details:

“She kissed one guy, and even started dry-humping him while they danced! At some point during the night, she lost her blouse, so she was only wearing a bra for the more scandalous dancing!”

[…]

“She was wild, but seemed to be having an amazing time until her attempt at an elegant routine on the stripper pole ended with her crashing to the floor, and crying in pain!”

“One guy — who she’d been ALL over previously — rushed and helped her back onto her feet. But then she climbed over tables, and fell back into her friends!”

Seriously, this eyewitness just described every 20-something girl’s Friday night.

Yet, Lawrence felt the need to address it, which I find ludicrous.

Look,
Nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet. It was one of my best friend’s birthdays and I dropped my paranoia guard for one second to have fun. I’m not going to apologize, I had a BLAST that night.

Ps that’s not a bra it’s an Alexander Wang top and I’m not gonna lie, I think my dancings pretty good. Even with no core strength.

–Jen

Look,Nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet. It was one of my best…

Posted by Jennifer Lawrence on Wednesday, May 17, 2017

No doubt she aimed this post at people out there who objected to her having a good time. Just because those people stay home on Friday nights, everybody else can’t strip and shove dollar bills up their assholes?? Wrong.

Please, Jennifer, take your top off anytime.

Check out the video here.

  • Mare

    So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

  • Bill Miles

    Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.

  • bumpper

    Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?

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